ass-etes

No beeping, no chiming - it just lays there like a flattened, dead beetle.  It has lights, but refuses to use them - it has a soul, but refuses to show me.  It has information, but refuses to give it to me.  It is obstinate and willful and I would have sex with it if I could. But, it probably wouldn't have sex with me, and then it would discover an entire new way to reject and mock me.  Or, maybe it would have sex with me but then laugh when it was over and ask me if I ever slept with anyone before.  You are a cruel cunt with plastic edges and useless inputs.